Abbott & Costello Explain a Niche – HYSTERICAL!!
I was poking around the web looking for an audio of the old “Who’s On First” routine from Abbott and Costello. It has been a favorite of mine for a long time. I found it and put it on my MP3 player so I could listen to it while I walked the dog.
Well…it turned out to be the entire radio show they did which includes the routine I was looking for but also has this hysterical routine about “Niches or Notches” – it had me cracking up (my neighbors must’ve thought I was nuts).
Niches as Explained by Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Very…um…Unique Homemade Slippers
I just received this through e-mail and just HAD to put it up here. I bet someone would purchase these on eBay!
NOTE: I DID NOT make these!
It is somewhat embarrassing to admit, but Christmas is tight this year. Therefore, I’ve decided that I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes as soon as possible. You’ll most likely agree that it’s a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I’ve included the instructions below.
How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.
These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.
I’ve attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself….
